Make Them Say Poo

Dear trusting adult,

You can safely read this very nice book aloud to your child.
There are absolutely no rude words on any page. I promise.*
Your Worthy Wordsmith, Stephen

*Note to kids:
Any POOr adult who reads this aloud will definitely say POO. I promise.
Your Grand POObah, Stephen.

This gross but clever book is perfect for reading aloud and guaranteed to deliver giggles.